I had lost my balls on the way to the penalty spot but managed to relocate them before taking my kick.
If you sleep eight hours per day and you live to be 60, you’ve slept for 20 years. That is reason enough for me to get up the first time my alarm goes off.
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
I wish I had the ‘wow’ effect on someone.