I literally can’t stop myself from being happy that your life is turning out so shitty. After everything you put me through it looks like you’re getting exactly what you deserve.
What goes around comes back around. Karma’s a bitch.
I have to go get an x-ray on my wrist today before they will do an MRI on it. Tell me how that even makes sense. I know that my wrist isn’t broken. Just give me the MRI. This is such a money hungry country.
Oh shut up. Every time it rains, it stops raining. Every time you hurt, you heal. After darkness, there is always light and you get reminded of this every morning but still you choose to believe that the night will last forever. Nothing lasts forever. Not the good or the bad. So you might as well smile while you’re here.
*teacher voice* tonight’s homework is to get laid
*10th wedding anniversary*
are you sure you like like me
why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though
why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you
when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”
So I guess not everybody knows what “twerking” is with the media talking about it all the time. I don’t know how, but still until today my dad thought it was “texting while working.”
Going to an ugly Christmas sweater party when I should probably sleep since its finals week. Senior year. Fuck it.
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